The face you can trust!!!

We should have gone on the Daily show Thursday!! Lol.

Ken Dorsey

Yepp, that's the famous football player from Miramonte High School, though he ain't much of a stud nowadays...

Here's his Wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Dorsey

Here's the Wiki link to MHS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miramonte_High_School haha

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Starbucks closes!!!

YOu're probably wondering why we got kicked out of Starbucks Tuesday...the full story with John Stewart....

The funniest Democrat video I've seen yet!

"Vote Hilary Clinton: Because a deaf God ignores our pleas"

She's not that funny even when shes trying really hard.

I think she just gets some pity laughs.


PS WOW she's mean...

What to do if attacked by an Anaconda

The following is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for its volunteers who work in the Amazon Jungle. It tells what to do in case you are attacked by an anaconda.


1. If you are attacked by an anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your legs tight against one another

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic

6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet and - always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic

7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.

9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

So this doesn't happen...


The website where I got the image said this guy took a nap in the jungle...hrm....bad idea I guess..